Rocket Turd

A long turd that shoots down the toilet and into the hole, like a rocket

Sharpie: Anything exciting happen while I was gone?

Alphabet: Yeah I dropped a rocket turd while taking a dump

Sharpie: Why in the hell would I want to know that?

by Alphabet's Turd June 28, 2011

Rusty rocket

When you do anal and there's excrement on your cock

I shaged her up the arse and when I pulled out I had a rusty rocket

by Wak0 wilk0 July 15, 2016

rocket fold

The foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

I cleaned my rocket fold out with a q-tip last night

by Awesome beard March 20, 2017

Rocket Biscuit

Another word for a lighter.

Rick: Say kenfolk, let me get at that rocket biscuit.

by Thatboy Sy March 5, 2007

shit rocket

Another name for a Volkswagen Scirocco.

I thought my Honda was bad till that shit rocket passed my ass.

by ChetJett January 22, 2008

Rocket sauce

A specialty sauce, usually harvested from the penis of humans, but the rarest and most expensive breeds of rocket sauce are harvested from only the finest reptiles.

Judy, may you please hand me the burmese python rocket sauce? My beef tenderloin is rather dry, and needs some hot reptilian saturation.

by coolguy16v May 29, 2003

Johny rocket

Slang term for penis.

Man I want her her to blow my Johny rocket.

by somelamekid July 9, 2009