MITch(es)

Term used to describe a female MIT student, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are undeniably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good time.

Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Luke: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Holly: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

Karen: I'll be fine as long as my MITch(es) love me!

by eniwaffles April 30, 2014

Mitch the mole

A gay object call Mitch the mole plays with his cool friends that don’t like him. He is one of the most small dicked people in town and Jesus doesn’t love him.

What a Mitch the mole

by Mitch the mole October 27, 2018

Mitch tech

A Mitch tech is leaving a game to leave your teammates at a disadvantage due to a missing player

“Oh he’s gone and Mitch teched it”

“ are you gonna Mitch tech?”

by The narrative April 28, 2025

mitch goertzen

To many, Mitch is still a mystery, but to his psychiatrists, they believe he can still be saved.
See also "hardcore"

That's almost as hardcore as Mitch Goertzen.

by Hinkley September 5, 2008

Mitch

One who always carries a weapon.He drinks and does drugs daily.doesn't have many friends because he is so hard to deal with.his honesy is bold and often makes people uncomfortable. He has potential to be a great father.Rarely does he have his priorities straight.He is educate,has a career.He refuses to date because he can't be faithful.Also very attractive,thoughtfull and generous.He tends to not give a fuck.

I'm headed over to Ryan's house to hangout with a Mitch.

by RyanPhiefier October 17, 2020

Mitch

A very big dick head and has no fucking friends and should kill himself

I saw Mitch the other day and I wanted to kill myself

by Callmeonurcellphone April 22, 2019

Mitch

Mitch is an amazing boy. He is so dumb and smart and out going and so sweet. He is always there for his friends and makes everyone laugh. He can be very stupid sometimes and be sensitive and care about what others say about him but other than that almost everyone loves Mitch!

Wow they are so lucky to call Mitch they’re friend!

by Tdh June 16, 2019