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Mitch

A dumb 6ft retard who is a certified lesbian Donald trump eater who fucks unicorns with his left toe while claiming he’s got a hot girlfriend while obviously fucking 2 dudes at the same time. He bench presses 200 kilos while telling floppins to shut up and stop being a fatty while telling him to be Sam sulek. But in reality Mitch is just a gay fuck who needs to stop Fucking unicorns with his toe. He is just plain out gay he literally rides a track bike while Fucking Donald trump in the pp hole.
Ari: that’s so gay don’t fuck me

Mitch: it’s ok I’m a Mitch

Ari: ok it’s all good slide it in its only 2cms after all
by Daddy floppins November 30, 2023
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Mitch Adrian Devries

A major pussy who is the basic embodiment of autism, the type of guy to think shrek is love shrek is life is still funny in 2018. Someone you should not approach unless the only thing you wanna taste is the cold barrel of your grandfathers shotgun in your mouth.
You think big shaq is still funny? Youre such a Mitch Adrian Devries
by YeetMasterJeff January 4, 2018
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Mitch Raymond

An attitude carried by someone akin to the fine white granules you’d find on a dinner table or taste in the ocean known as Salt or Salty.
John: “you are below me and are on the ropes son”

David: “ you’re an idiot

John: “aww cmon don’t go all Mitch Raymond on me”
by TheShakerOfTheRopes June 16, 2018
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Mitch

GeneralMitch is Fuslies White Knight
by boizaf October 12, 2021
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Mitch Parry

"Mate, you're being a proper Mitch Parry today, give your balls a tug and walk it off"
by Deaf Chris November 22, 2021
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mitch's mason

The act of filing a mason jar of semen
I finally complete the Mitch's mason challenge
by Itsyourboi March 7, 2015
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