Cum goat

one who comes, or sperms like a wild goat. massive ejaculation. when coming like a wild goat, one usually kicks his leg and punches his load carelessly. seizure like effects may occur

"I was manning Stacy's turret when i yanked it out of her swank and shot her in the face like a Cum goat. I totally gave her a black eye."

by gianni October 16, 2004

shaky goat

Someone who has blonde facial hair and should shave and shakes from smoking too much weed

person 1 'oh my god did you see how much he was shaking in that test today?'
person 2 'Yes! He's such a shaky goat'

by 8-| January 7, 2009

Goat Dad

a man who is effortlessly the greatest of all time. he takes care of his friends and treats them like family.

Keswa is beyond being a cool kid. that guy is a goat dad

by Goat_Keswa June 11, 2018

The Malawian Goat

When you are taking a girl from behind, stand on her calves like a goat who is standing on any steep surface and shout very loud and sexy goat noises in her ear.

Her: "Babe, I still can't walk".
Him:" Guess we shouldn't have done the Malawian goat last week".

by ReliantRobin February 1, 2021

Goat Whore

A female that is a worthless whore and who's freedoms and rights, is less than or equal to that of a goat.

Get down and suck my cock, you Goat Whore.

by TheRapistIsHere June 26, 2012

goat bloat

A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.

“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”

“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”

by FlappyFanny August 3, 2018

Mountain Goating

Consistently mashing the jump button to get up to hard to reach locations. Relevant in the gaming industry mostly. Even more so in games like Skyrim, Halo Reach and games with high walls and cliffs that jumping can help scale. Stems from mountain goats, who are excellent climbers themselves.

"How did you get up there so high, you Mountain Goating motherf*cker!"

by JewngerBreadMan November 17, 2014