Cum goat

one who comes, or sperms like a wild goat. massive ejaculation. when coming like a wild goat, one usually kicks his leg and punches his load carelessly. seizure like effects may occur

"I was manning Stacy's turret when i yanked it out of her swank and shot her in the face like a Cum goat. I totally gave her a black eye."

by gianni October 16, 2004

The Malawian Goat

When you are taking a girl from behind, stand on her calves like a goat who is standing on any steep surface and shout very loud and sexy goat noises in her ear.

Her: "Babe, I still can't walk".
Him:" Guess we shouldn't have done the Malawian goat last week".

by ReliantRobin February 01, 2021

shaky goat

Someone who has blonde facial hair and should shave and shakes from smoking too much weed

person 1 'oh my god did you see how much he was shaking in that test today?'
person 2 'Yes! He's such a shaky goat'

by 8-| January 07, 2009

Goat Dad

a man who is effortlessly the greatest of all time. he takes care of his friends and treats them like family.

Keswa is beyond being a cool kid. that guy is a goat dad

by Goat_Keswa May 31, 2018

Goat Whore

A female that is a worthless whore and who's freedoms and rights, is less than or equal to that of a goat.

Get down and suck my cock, you Goat Whore.

by TheRapistIsHere June 23, 2012

goat cookie

When your mom makes sugar cookies that taste like corn bread.

Damn mom wtf is this goat cookies?

by Goatcookies101 April 19, 2016

goat bloat

A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.

“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”

“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”

by FlappyFanny August 03, 2018