Text Freak

Someone who text messages in excess.

Geez that girl is like text freak, always text messaging.

by George Gleff April 21, 2007

Text Illiterate

A person who uses informal slang terms in their text messages such as (dats, cuz, u, wuz, ur, n)

John: Hey man are you coming to the party?

Devin: ya man iz it 2nite?

John: dude what the fuck is that.

Devin: wat r u tlkin about?

John: dude your being totally text illiterate grow up you sound like a 13 year old douche.

by Yours Truly.. June 26, 2010

Textadextrous

Adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user
2. unusually skillful at texting.

-I was drivin through Philly at rush hour and had full on text convo without even lookin at my phone....damn I am sooo textadextrous

by J.D.B. November 10, 2008

Textarded

Retarded texter. Basically this could be any person who sends blank or incomplete texts or people who are completely slow at texting and also includes the severely textarded who won't even try or receive a text and don't even know what it is.

Bobby takes 4 hours sometimes to respond to a text. Sometimes he just sends me part of the text other times a text with nothing at all. He is so textarded!

by HAPPER November 2, 2008

text offender

Someone who attempts to carry out an entire relationship through text messaging.

"We went out for months before he learned to text. Now I never see him, but my phone beeps constantly. He's such a text offender."

by Katie1979 January 11, 2009

Text Pressure

text pressure is when you are with a group of people that are texting, and you feel obligated to take out your phone in order to be equally cool and not stand out from the rest.

dude1: who are you texting?
dude2: my friends kristina, kate, matt, and jen.
dude1: oh thats cool... *takes out phone and scrolls thru contacts*
dude2: no text pressure, bro!

by phoenixlk27 December 14, 2009

Text Impression

A misunderstanding caused by the inability to infer inflection and tone from a text message. Sometimes caused by the sensitivity of the recipient and sometimes by the ambiguity of the sender.

Bob: Dude, I got in a huge fight with Jenny last night and it turned out it was totally my fault.

Bill: What happened bro?

Bob: She sent me a text and I got the text impression she was making fun of me when in fact she was being sweet.

Bill: That sucks man, next time don't be so sensitive...

by Gunslinger August 24, 2010