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Textinheimer's

A condition in which you text a friend and unknowingly forget a couple words in the messages repeatedly because you were sitting/standing next to a beautiful woman, thought you typed the words already, were listening to dubstep, or are a titanic idiot.
Texter 1: I lied earlier, I listened to a mess phat dubstep! Then I went store and grabbed a shit-ton of chips! Nomnom :&

Texter 2: ??? That's the fourteen message in a row where you have forgotten some words cause these messages barely make sense.

Texter 1: I haven't been forgetting words. (Checks through sent messages)
Texter 1: Oh shit. I think have Textinheimer's!

Texter 2: Yeah you really do. Have fun!!
by Collin used to be BALLIN May 12, 2011
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textonic

a type of relationship in which two people are strictly texting, not talking on the phone or videochatting.
A: hey so whats up with you and Jill?
B: oh we're strictly textonic
A: you mean platonic?
B: no, textonic man. we just text.
by chicamellow September 7, 2011
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Texticipation

The feeling of anxiety when a person texts another and doesn't know if the recipient will reply.
Adam was feeling a lot of texticipation when he texted Heidi. He had just got her number that day. Adam was elated when she texted back expediently "Hey:)."
by Amezzey August 19, 2012
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Textnician

Andre's texts always achieve what he wants them to. He truly is a textnician.
by Anachronistic Celluloid January 11, 2013
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texting a wall

An expression used to describe when the person on the other end of a texting conversation is not likely to respond and is, therefore, essentially nonexistent. Thus, one may as well be texting a wall. Some people exhibit this behavior periodically; for others, it is a habitual thing.

Similar to calling a wall.
1.

Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"

Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."

2.

Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"

Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."

3.

Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."

Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."
by larfz March 25, 2013
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Texting orgy

When multiple people are texting each other to the point it gets confusing as to who said what and when.
We were texting with a bunch of people and lost complete understanding what was going on. Big Dave said looks like we have ourselves a texting orgy.
by LuckyFairlane1 August 30, 2013
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Texting hand

You're dominate texting hand. The one that you use more frequently. Mostly your dominate hand too.
My left hand feels awkward with my phone in it so I use my texting hand when I'm laying down.
by Kennedy529 May 10, 2015
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