Texting while noodle grooving
Damn look at that noodle texter.....
What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....
What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....
by Puddle guts October 8, 2023
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Billy: Yo, why the hell did you text me on snap, instagram and facebook all at the same time? We just got done texting on insta.
Jimothy: Sorry for the Cross Texting. I thought I could get your attention by that quicker.
Example 2:
*George has a conversation with Walter on snapchat, as soon as they stop talking, George sends Walter memes on Instagram, George checks facebook and sees messages from Walter from over an hour ago, deciding to answer him there now.*
Walter: Can you stop Cross Texting me all the damn time!
George: Sorry, I do it religiously.
Jimothy: Sorry for the Cross Texting. I thought I could get your attention by that quicker.
Example 2:
*George has a conversation with Walter on snapchat, as soon as they stop talking, George sends Walter memes on Instagram, George checks facebook and sees messages from Walter from over an hour ago, deciding to answer him there now.*
Walter: Can you stop Cross Texting me all the damn time!
George: Sorry, I do it religiously.
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by Idkmyname1 April 20, 2024
Get the Double texting mug.when you mostly text another individual from the bathroom for whatever reason. a many bathrooms have tiles. usually a close friend but can also be someone you are texting in secret.
by tardilady March 4, 2025
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Me: Aaargghh, my thumbs are so big I can't use them to text! So annoying to do the single-finger-poke all the time...
Laura: Hey, there's a new thing called 'Touch-texting', you should try it.
Me: Huh?
Laura: You use one hand the same as touch-typing. It's insanely brilliant!
Me: Wow. will try it.
Laura: Let your fingers to the talking!
Laura: Hey, there's a new thing called 'Touch-texting', you should try it.
Me: Huh?
Laura: You use one hand the same as touch-typing. It's insanely brilliant!
Me: Wow. will try it.
Laura: Let your fingers to the talking!
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by Kickit kid December 15, 2011
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Stages of Texting
Stage 1 (informal): OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY *insert crying laughing emoji here*
Stage 2 (casual): Yeah the party's on Thursday
Stage 3 (normal): I'm pretty sure she's upset about her boyfriend dumping her.
Stage 4 (ass eater): Laughing out loud, that was quite the funny joke x capital d laughing my ass off.
Stage 1 (informal): OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY *insert crying laughing emoji here*
Stage 2 (casual): Yeah the party's on Thursday
Stage 3 (normal): I'm pretty sure she's upset about her boyfriend dumping her.
Stage 4 (ass eater): Laughing out loud, that was quite the funny joke x capital d laughing my ass off.
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