mashing my taters

Gay shit a coworker does

He loves mashing my taters- Big J

by Pimply November 19, 2023

stinky tater tots

when a man has an allergic reaction to his own semen causing his testicles to turn yellow from infection. if untreated, this can lead to the scrotal deterioration which causes the testicles to become exposed and openly releasing the infection. the infection has an odor that smells similar to a rotting potato. due to the color and smell, it was awarded the name "Stinky Tater Tots."

"I heard from Dr. Smith's secretary that Jim Bob got "Stinky Tater Tots" because of his drug habit." "That sucks! I would rather have herpes than that!"

by Green Bottle Blu April 14, 2014

Grazt-tater

When your boyfriend shoves a tater in your ass. Then fucks you in ass, making mash taters. Then you shit it on a plate and eat it.

I had my boyfriend preform a grazt-tater at my daughter's wedding I wasn't invited to.

by Yetiarms August 16, 2023

Tater

a woman's reproductive organ that omits a foul smell, sometimes mucas colored discharge, and is overall not well maintainced.

Until you come into contact personally with one of these Tater's you will not understand what it really is, but if you see one you will know.

by Glenn Quagmeire January 12, 2010

tater stamp

The art of tickling a mans balls with only the big toe.

Lucy discovered that tater stamp was a hobby that her and boyfriend can both enjoy.

by ionary September 20, 2016

Red tater chips

When you eat a woman out on her period and the blood sticks to your beard, you then proceed to run around the house until it dries peeling it off and eating it like a tater chip.

Those red tater chips I had last night were iron rich.

by Chaseypooh April 2, 2025

Tater tot girl

Always first in line at lunch. Always ask for peoples tater tots. Claims she is a good quarterback. Lives in a trailer park and shops at Ross.

She is a real tater tot girl.

by N-word scissorhands March 31, 2021