This is a fictional character found on Disney+. If you called someone a Joe Bakewell Tart it is a slang term for someone who is so stupidly god damn tall. This character/slang term lacks in the cooking department par contra to popular belief. A Joe Bakewell Tart is the correct answer for the debated question "who is Joe?"
by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021
by hippy31 July 02, 2009
Before she left for class in the morning, I asked her if she could give me a pop-tart.
"Man, that was a hell of a night! I sure could go for a pop-tart!"
"Honey, do you think I could get a pop-tart when we wake up?"
There's no better way to start your day than a nice pop-tart and a frosty glass of milk. Breakfast of champions!!!
"Man, that was a hell of a night! I sure could go for a pop-tart!"
"Honey, do you think I could get a pop-tart when we wake up?"
There's no better way to start your day than a nice pop-tart and a frosty glass of milk. Breakfast of champions!!!
by WorldClassic May 18, 2009
by yo dude March 24, 2003
n. the blissful re-discovering of one of a pair; the moment at which one realizes they have more than previously thought; also referred to as Twix effect
by Samuel Conner May 03, 2010
by JAMD December 23, 2013
n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.
Note: May be served cold or hot.
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.
Note: May be served cold or hot.
1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."
2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."
3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."
2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."
3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."
by DrSwift December 07, 2011