:::Supervisor Lauren puts a new policy into effect that is really stupid:::
Lauren you're a tard muffin
Lauren you're a tard muffin
by WornFromDisaster August 1, 2005
Get the tard muffinmug. when a mentally challenged person gets abnormally enraged.
Similar to tard rage or going psycho or mental.
Similar to tard rage or going psycho or mental.
Otis pulled a tard attack and started kicking and screaming when he was asked to leave the store by the manager.
by busterboner August 28, 2009
Get the tard attackmug. "There's more to wrestling than jumping off a roof, you Yard Tard!"
"Get some real training, Yard Tard!"
"Get some real training, Yard Tard!"
by OD Smith November 25, 2007
Get the Yard Tardmug. Someone who has gone from pretard to full retard and come full circle to being 'normal' again. A person who used to be incapable of normal life functions, but now is considered stable. Few people actually make the progression to post-tard. Post-tards are few and far between, but they exist.
Bill Clinton, Whitney Houston, Charlie Sheen
Whitney Houston is the classic example of a post-tard because of her drug-related past and her re-entering into normal society.
Whitney Houston is the classic example of a post-tard because of her drug-related past and her re-entering into normal society.
by J. Walt February 13, 2007
Get the post-tard mug. by D C August 18, 2006
Get the master tardmug. by Rufus April 13, 2003
Get the half-tardmug. 1. A sing-let (short or long-sleeved) made of spandex or nylon worn by a male.
2. A man acting foolishly, disrespectfully, or pig-headed in nature.
2. A man acting foolishly, disrespectfully, or pig-headed in nature.
1. The male equivalent to a leotard worn by a female. The Man-tard could be worn for wrestling, exercising, or an extremely ecentric outfit.
2. A man walks up to a women in a bar, insists on buying her the cheapest, un-tasty drink possible, initiates conversation about how often he works out while intermittently flexing his peck muscles. After the women is clear about being un-interested he insists on her number and/or heading to his place that night. She gives him the cold shoulder and he proceeds to call her a "bitch", "whore", or other demeaning term. This is an example of a Man-tard.
2. A man walks up to a women in a bar, insists on buying her the cheapest, un-tasty drink possible, initiates conversation about how often he works out while intermittently flexing his peck muscles. After the women is clear about being un-interested he insists on her number and/or heading to his place that night. She gives him the cold shoulder and he proceeds to call her a "bitch", "whore", or other demeaning term. This is an example of a Man-tard.
by T. Midy-Mae December 14, 2009
Get the Man-tardmug.