lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.

"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."

by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

Who lit the fuse to your tampon

What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.

"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Frank."

by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

Ear Tampon

A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.

My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.

by BT_asgard June 20, 2016

slightly used tampon

a guy who fucked a girl on her period

i got a slightly used tampon he said

by assssshole January 22, 2018

white tampon

When a girl has a fresh tampon in and u cum in her while he is bleeding

Hey it’s that time of month wanna try a white tampon

by Mega tits February 14, 2018

Tampon Bill

Bill is Tampon Bill

Alrighty then tampon bill

by Gotya77 April 7, 2020

tampon

something that goes inside a coochie

jesus: do you know what a tampon is?
fed: yeah my mom used it.

by fjejcjrnvf April 19, 2020