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Minion Tampons

Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.
Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?
by BoxCat6769 March 17, 2023
mugGet the Minion Tamponsmug.

Tampon

A Ford mustang post 1969 that anyone drives. Specifically, the ones that make the driver of this car feels the need to cut off traffic, rev at red lights (no pun intended) and feel the need to wave at fellow tampons.

I.E. - Like a tampon, every pussy has one.
Oh, look another red tampon... used and abused. You can tell because it has to wave at the white mustang.
by HazyHalez November 20, 2017
mugGet the Tamponmug.

used tampon

"I fornicate because I'm a used tampon."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
mugGet the used tamponmug.

tampon tim

The way MAGA republicans salute a 24 year retired Army veteran Tim Walz
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever
Democrat- I love Vice President Tim Walz! He is such a great family man and honorable veteran.
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 7, 2024
mugGet the tampon timmug.

used tampon

a disorganized, slutty, cruel, and mean penis
"I bed hop without mercy like a dirty little used tampon"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
mugGet the used tamponmug.

used tampon

ew
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
mugGet the used tamponmug.

Taiwan Tampon

The act of placing your penis in a bloodied vagina and after ejaculating, going for round two with the toilet.
Hey bro I just gave Trinity a Taiwan Tampon!
by Hardleftnipple September 14, 2017
mugGet the Taiwan Tamponmug.

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