Corey Tailor

A Tailor that sizes and tailors jump suits for special occasions. The adjective being "Corey" which is Greek for "jump".

"Where'd you get that awesome slipknot jumpsuit?"
"I know a Corey Tailor"

by Bryc0n October 14, 2011

Tailor your asshole

Tailoring an asshole is a very delicate procedure where a man with a beard of great girth licks your asshole. This is a very delicate process because he must lick it like an ice cream scoop on top of a cone. His beard may touch, but only on the cheeks never getting in the way of the actual anus. Due to this delicate process a sober hobo or bum can be used, but is not recommended.

Mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable substitutes.

"I got my asshole tailored so good last night by some guy at the party." - White Young Female in her 20's

"Bitch, I will tailor your asshole so good tonight!" -Older Black Gentleman in his 40's

by Crusty Peas February 4, 2013

Tayler

He is the cutes guy in the world! He is so sweet and not many things faze him. many girls will fall for him but only one is right for him. It may take awhile for him to notice her but eventually it will dawn on him. He is very comfortable with the opposite sex and will always be trying to make you laugh. If he senses that a person is sad he will spring into action with funny jokes and comforting hugs. Many people feel comfortable to be themselves with him.

Girl 1: omg is that Tayler?!
Girl 2: it is!!
Girl 1: that's my future husband!
Girl 2: no he is mine!

by mel the bel December 23, 2013

Trailer Park Threeway

During the process of sexual intercourse when the woman is riding on top of the man. The man then reaches into a jar of peanut butter and smears it into the ass crack of the woman, then calls the dog to lick out the peanut butter.

After that trailer park threeway my girl stocked up on peanut butter and always takes the dog on long walks in the woods.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009

trailer fuck

Getting it up the butt in the back of a stank ass trailer.

I want you to trailer fuck me so hard.

by your mom May 16, 2003

Trailer Park Chastity Belt

Anything preventing sexual activities. Either a bandana ducktaped over the underwear, or a tampon/Maxi-Pad.

"Oh, dont try anything with Johnny; he's got a Trailer Park Chastity Belt on."

by amarettoriot February 8, 2009

Trailer Park Pizza

when you toast a piece of bread, squirt ketchup on it, put cheese on the top of it and put it in the microwave to melt

Damn, theres no food in the house, i guess we're having trailer park pizza again

by Chchcheckitout! May 9, 2010