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Thought coma

A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.
Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.
by modhek February 2, 2022
mugGet the Thought comamug.
(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018
mugGet the I thought Texas was supposed to be hotmug.

Conprestinational Thoughts

Thoughts of regret before your head is put in high pressure, only people who live through a crushed head experience this.
This Person Has Conprestinational Thoughts.
by Vortex Define August 13, 2019
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