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Side Hams

When a girl with lower back fat wears tight pants and a tight shirt and the view from behind looks like she's smuggling two hams on her sides above her ass.
"That girl would be really hot if she did'nt have those big ass side hams"
by SITKO April 2, 2008
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Ham Heater

A gambling term for someone that has a record of losing consistently but then starts winning a few games in a short period of time
That guy lost money for the past 104 days, but has won several times in the past week! He’s on a real Ham Heater!
by Somebody8827 July 30, 2020
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Ham off

When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.
Yo, Dalton, HAM OFF THIS WEEKEND BRO?
TOTALLY man, you won't even be able to handle it.
by stare November 6, 2011
mugGet the Ham offmug.

Cold Ham

Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.
*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.
by Lunchboxian March 29, 2010
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ham-fisting

the act of repairing things with little knowledge on the proper way of doing it. Similar to back yard mechanic but with the incentive to improve performance or resale value of the object being repaired
Did you see Nathan and Nick ham-fisting that ramp? I will probably break when they try to jump off of it.
by huck&shred March 7, 2013
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ham sammich

A meal item containing ham, normally between two pieces of bread. You can also add mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and cheese. Add some chips and a pickle for a full, satifying lunch.
Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: Lunch!

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: HAM SAMMICH!
by John Godwin February 7, 2013
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hangy ham

A girl who has very hangy vagina flaps that look like pieces of ham hanging down
"woah this girl calld sam had a reli hangy ham"

"i cud see her hangy ham thru her knickers, it was vile"

"her vagina hung down like a hangy ham"
by kdotpizzzzzlee July 22, 2009
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