Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.
That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.
She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.
She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
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Get the ham chandelier mug.Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.
*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.
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Did you see Nathan and Nick ham-fisting that ramp? I will probably break when they try to jump off of it.
by huck&shred March 7, 2013
Get the ham-fisting mug.A meal item containing ham, normally between two pieces of bread. You can also add mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and cheese. Add some chips and a pickle for a full, satifying lunch.
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"i cud see her hangy ham thru her knickers, it was vile"
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