student friend

Similar to a best-friend or girl/boyfriend, a teacher friend is the student in the student/teacher bond where the teacher is the student's favorite teacher of all time and the student is the teacher's favorite student of all time.

I had lunch with my student friend on Wednesday, where we discussed what classes he will take in the fall.

by Calc64 March 19, 2023

Students lounge

A euphemism for the bathroom, especially to skip class

Mr Smith can I use the students lounge?

by I Like To Define Words March 16, 2022

Hoosac Valley Student

A bunch of trash talking kids. Whom only get opportunities and succeed if they are dickheads and dress like dumpsters. The students are narrow-minded and refuse to accept different or any ideas because they cannot form their own. Hoosac Valley is definition torture and the students faces are even worse. PS: They are trash at sports.

Jan: “Oh you’re a Hoosac Valley Student, I didn’t know you were a dumpster fire.”
Fred: “Of course that’s how I got in!”

by NotSoTrashy October 21, 2021

Students of color

What you get if you take acid at school.

He/she saw blue, purple, orange, pink, and green students of color. Their hair was in indescribable colors.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Canvas Student

Living hell bro never do ts ever in your life

Canvas Student is a school application that’s the worst

by bigcheeseginkel March 14, 2024

student teacher

a basterd in college who thinks they're a teacher but in reality is in crippling debt

fuck the student teacher

by raybeez March 23, 2022

Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018