Stealth bomber

while fucking your gf from behind text your friend whos hiding in the closet and summon him. He will stealthily approached your gf and shit diahorea all over her head then stealthily disappear.

My friend did a stealth bomber on my gf last night, it was awesome!!

by sexfiend111 June 23, 2010

Stealth Bombing

Is commonly mistaken for when someone has done a silent yet incredibly bad smelling trump. however means when someone has "dropped off the radar" or in other words is unable to be contacted due to them appearing to be excluding a group of people for an unknown reason, be it due to an argument or the person in question having just changed. etc.

Dave: Colin you heard from John recently??
Colin: No mate hes been ignoring my texts... looks like he's stealth bombing us at the moment..

by Lolage... July 2, 2010

Stealth

A man that you simply cannot tell if he is gay or not. You dont ask him, but rather inquire with his friends or in this case bring in some girls to dig the dirt. No one knows

Travis: You worked with the new guy yet ?

Ryan: Naw man, is he a flame ?

Travis: Im not sure, Hes a stealth cause I cant pick him up on my gaydar.

by meusimperium August 15, 2010

stealth foxes

When cooltastic people start to shoot things around the room and the people who were shot don't know who hit them.

Dude, you see those stealth foxes over there? Yea, they are pretty awesome i have to say...

by BigClark December 8, 2010

Stealth Swag

When someone has massive amounts of swag, but it isn't noticeable at first.

Guy: Did it hurt?

Girl: Did what hurt?

Guy: When you fell out of heaven?

Girl: Ooooo, nice Stealth Swag you have there.

by SwagHero May 23, 2011

Stealth Fat

Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.

Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.

Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.

by twurzz June 9, 2011

Stealth Pig

A person who attempts to appear as if they are refined or otherwise proper when they are in fact promiscuious or a sexually aggressive predator.

Don't trust John he may seem like a nice guy but he really is a stealth pig.

by Nitek July 16, 2011