Squid games

Martin Luther King Jr. would love it if he could watch it, people perishing together as fools.

Squid Games is exactly the way people like there bullshit. They like their bullshit more than they like Martin Luther King Jr. apparently. Even Martin Luther King Jr., Gandhi, or Jesus would probably like Squid games more than they liked themselves, because people tend to like a show of narcissism more than they like a mundane person thinking of how to help other people.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Scrubbish squid

Mike and Colson

You’re welcome you scrubbish squids

by Kat2004 January 10, 2018

Squid Eye

A custom move inspired by the movie "Waiting." Squid Eye is another form of penis manipulation where the user wraps his penis around one of his testicles thereby creating the illusion of a large eye. If the user gets someone else to look at the Squid Eye, he gets to forcefully kick the one who looked.

Squid Eye is most affective if prepared in advance, I.E. getting someone to walk in on it, or having them view in passing

by Master Squid December 22, 2010

squeeze the squid

1. something you should always do before cooking

2. something you should always do before cooking

1. Jack's squid was loaded, so he squeezed it before putting it into the oven.

2. See above

by Nick October 18, 2003

squid motorcyclist

A derogatory term for a newbie motorcycle rider who doesn't know much about riding

I thought that squid motorcyclist was gonna lay it down or cause a wreck!

by HarleyRidingGrandma October 15, 2015

dirt squid

A germ that lives in septic lines and live soley on the consumption of feses

Aaron voss you are a dirt squid

by joeynomercy February 3, 2010

Squid face

Squid Face (n) Def: A person whose face is pastey and wet, flushed of color and whose eyes are glassed over usually as a result from light drinking or drug use.

Squid Face (n) Def: Someone who tells everyone how hardcore they are but get sloppy after a few beers and shots.

Squid Face (v) Def: The act of being squid faced. ex: He was so squid faced he sat there at the bar looking like a complete dipshit swaying back and forth spilling beer over himself as the waitress asked for him to pay for his hotwings.

Reed tells everyone he's a heavy drinker but when you go out for a beer he goes squid face after just two beers and is a complete fucking liability.

by DirtyWebster February 5, 2010