Soberginity

1. The first time someone uses Alcohol or drugs.

Frank: Oh man, I can't wait till I'm 21 so I can drink!

Pat: What! Bro, I have a fake ID, I am totally taking your soberginity tonight!

by iSmokeTooMuch February 28, 2013

sobeled

Getting so drunk and high that you can't miss a shot playing pong.

I scorched 3 bowls and had 12 shots, then killed a game of pong. I was sobeled.

by Bcbudd420 June 4, 2018

Sober

The useless waste between when u wake up and noon

I was sober once. That’s why I don’t wake up till noon.

by Chief chokes on dick October 13, 2018

sobber

The one that sobs.

Emily: I'm a full-time sobber.
Erick: I see.

by dirtandmagic May 1, 2019

Sobekk

A beaner
What Trump thinks Mexicans are
All the bad parts of South America personified

Person one: OMG it's Sobekk
Person two: Quick call ICE

by wehgv24g3w June 8, 2020

Hoe Sober

when a person is hoe free for a period of time; a person avoids hooking up with people who get around

I'm hoe sober for two months, I only hook up with girls who have class

by Broccoli Rabe Capella Group May 1, 2011

sorry sobber

A person who is used to say sorry profusely for trifling mistakes all the while trying to retain her place in your good books.

Having missed to send the invite to me, Raj, being such a sorry sobber was in his most apologetic mood during lunch.

by srizah September 27, 2011