Going to get some tinfoil my good sir? I've a large rock of the Chinese variety, we can partake in some dragon smoke.
by lemmidoggins October 31, 2015

When you jerk off while smoking a black and mild and when you jizz, you use the stream to put out the cigar. A little burn here and there means you're doing something right... Mmm did i smell bacon??
by Mr_StealYoGirl October 9, 2015

The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.
"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."
by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013

by NOON_LEMONS March 24, 2023

Slang for any or all of the following: WOW, holy crap, ouch, damn, shoot, YEAH!, SWEET, i can't beleive this, awesome, are you kidding me?, i can't wait!, nice, this is gay, that hurt, etc etc.
1. "Dude look out!!!!" (dude gets hit in the head with piano) "MOTHER SMOKE!!!"
2. "Are you ready for the game?"
"Mother smoke, I completely forgot!!!"
2. "Are you ready for the game?"
"Mother smoke, I completely forgot!!!"
by ChimRicholds March 14, 2010

by Ian Hough January 15, 2008

Sometimes I Smoke Rainand get wetter than a penguin.
Some people like the Snow some people like the Rain but Mane I got Jane in my brain.
Some people like the Snow some people like the Rain but Mane I got Jane in my brain.
by hayes fly guy January 19, 2018
