ice skating rink for flies

common phrase used to describe a bald head.

Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.

by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016

skate rocks

this means fuck off ( F-off ) plain and simple

this originates from skateboarding world,
it is similar in origin to suck lemons,
you can 'suck lemons' or go suck lemons or you should suck lemons
are all replacable with F-you or F-off or skate rocks
meaning, skateboarding in rocks or gravel is NOT fun,
so,, you can skate rocks, would be a usage from its origin, but now, it is like most F-off/F-you phrases and can stand alone, and not be so grammatically correct
such as, 'people that are cruel, skate rocks and leave me alone;

If you dont like what I say then skate rocks.

by smilesnkisses February 4, 2010

Thought skating

Mainly used as a verb.

Usually when daydreaming. When you think of multiple things or activities at the same time. Many times it helps with planning and brain storming.

I have spent a lot of time thought skating about this event, but I would welcome more input.

by Suziisgullible August 15, 2022

Fake skating

To fabricate stuff and lie openly.

she is fake skating about my dick size to her friends

by darkseid007 October 25, 2019

national skate switch day

When you skate you skate switch instead the entire day.

Did you know today is national skate switch day? You have to skate switch now!

by 123545 October 9, 2022

Kieron Skates

A guy who jokes about being Irish, due to a distant relative and a high alcohol tolerance. He is also a bitch.

Person 1: Yo, have you seen Kieron Skates' Discord pfp?

Person 2: Yh, he put a guy's face on a cheese string, cos he's a bitch.

by DefoNotAiden December 26, 2021

Straight skate

When a beaner fries yo mamma's beans while giving her a straight look with a pole

"Man dawg that skinner just straight skated that weasle head

by Billy Mcswag July 30, 2012