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turkish shave

Whereby a man goes to get a cut throat shave, but instead of using shaving foam the man must suck off the barber until ejaculation, swirl in the mouth for 20 seconds or so then dribble out of the mouth in order to smear over his face. This originated in Turkey in the 1400s.
I just had a Turkish Shave, it was salty. Have you had one?
by Histofact June 7, 2014
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the might-as-well shave

when a guy is balding or his hairline is receding, so he just shaves the whole thing because he'd "might as well" just shave the whole thing.
jane: "whoa! what happened? your comb over... it's gone!"

john: "yep, I finally accepted the fact that I'm no Amy Winehouse, and went for the might-as-well shave."
by chavalita January 23, 2008
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free shavacado

A classification for a man who acquired AIDS from his dog
How'd easy e die? He got free shavacado
by How udoin May 24, 2016
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shavakado

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Shavakado is cool.
by Izzy is awesome May 14, 2016
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shav

The 'shav' is to the upper middle classes what 'chav' is to the working classes. Here the said individual is able to support their consumer lifestyle through legitimate means but does so in such an appaulingly vulgar and obvious manner that it renders their efforts laughable.
These sort can most commonly be found in Cheshire, Adley Edge and Surrey. Their favourite means of transport are horses when on illegal hunts, or SUV's (or any other vehicle over 2litres which takes up both sides of the road)when picking the kids up from school.
Think footballers with 10 cars, six watches on each arm and an inability to articulate...think Rooney, Dyer et al.
by James K Walker May 2, 2005
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Shave your head

Coined by the great Gatherqueef, this phrase refers to an old video in which a wife shaving the pubic hair of her husband accidentally cut the head of his penis off.
"Shave your head," as in "cut off the head of your penis off with a vibrating razor or some other overly-sharp thing that it is nearly impossible to do."
by Gatherqueef January 13, 2009
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shaved-bird meat

Someone that has little hair on their head and looks like a shaved bird.
Girl you should have left that weave in your head because now all that shaved-bird meat is showing.

I went to the hair salon get my shaved-bird meat weaved up.
by Antwon Davis July 20, 2006
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