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shart bait

Any form of white underwear, prone to get ruined should an accident happen.
I knew white boxers and spicy food didn't mix, classic shart bait.
by VRBCH April 22, 2014
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Shart-nut

A derogatory term for someone being an ass, a literal dingleberry of a person
Daniel was being a shart-nut when he ate the cauliflower gnocchi Julia bought at Trader Joe’s without her.
by Mark7897 June 5, 2018
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Shart Plug

(shart plug) from shit and fart first then plug.

A device that prevents butt sauce from leaking to exterior areas such as clothing when a shart occurs.
John saved his pants since he installed a shart plug.
by Justin Bond August 16, 2011
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sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
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albino shart

When you shove cocaine into a persons bumhole and they fart it out. The person who wants the cocaine will then sniff it whilst it's in mid air.
Lucy was desperate for her next cocaine fix, so Bill went ahead with the albino shart.
by MajorasShart September 14, 2013
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Ample Sharts

Amplicity Sharts/Lots of Sharts/Bed Shits/Shitting The Bed
Amplicity had ample sharts.
by Sharting247 September 28, 2015
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Fart-sharting

Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”

“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”

“I love fart-sharting.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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