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shark piss

shark piss or "great white wine" is the demon you learn to become friends with. you will likely go man down if you drink more than two thirds of a bottle so be warned. It is trusted by many students of citadel high and the surrounding area of Halifax, Nova Scotia as it is dirt cheap.
"dude, did you earl down an entire bottle of shark piss last night? kid had to go to the hospital"
by elliothaifax December 31, 2018
mugGet the shark pissmug.

turd shark

A sexual act where many men and women, sometimes on special occasions even children take shits in a public pool and someone eats as much defication as they can
Clifford: hey Patricia want to get your family together so we can play turd shark?!

Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!

Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty

Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away

Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!
by Oscar the plug September 5, 2017
mugGet the turd sharkmug.

loan shark

A "loan shark" is an unofficial, illegal person / organisation who loans money. The advantage of using a loan shark is that there is no credit check on your past, so anyone can borrow money from them. THe disadvantages are the extortionate rates of interest and that the loan is secured on your body. If you don't pay your installments, you get a broken leg. If you miss another, your other leg is broken and it goes on and on.
"I am really strapped for cash and the bank have turned me down for a loan."

"You need a laon shark pal."
by James Padgett July 18, 2004
mugGet the loan sharkmug.

there’s a shark in the water

Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!
by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019
mugGet the there’s a shark in the watermug.

Fur Shark

MLIA-based definition of the domestic cat.
The fur sharks are eating again. That's why we have no more food.

Do I cut myself? Heck no. Those are teeth marks from the fur sharks.
by mylifeisaverageapparently March 29, 2010
mugGet the Fur Sharkmug.

loan shark

One who is known to loan money to folks around there neighborhood, but with interest in mind. If you fail to re-pay them on time expect drastic consequences (ie. bodily harm or worse).
<Tony> My rent is due tomorrow but I don't get paid for another week.
<James> You're fucked bro, better go see "Ricky" (loan shark).
<Tony> F**k that homie, I ain't risking my balls to no loan shark.
by lilshizzy July 19, 2004
mugGet the loan sharkmug.

Shit shark

What Olivia and claire are (you know who you are)
by Thiccthanos420 April 24, 2020
mugGet the Shit sharkmug.

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