seehorn

The epitome of failure.

Usually associated with; unsuccessfulness, long-term impoverishment, and below average physical appearance and mental capacity.

Individuals possesing seehornesque traits may show several of the following traits; having little motivation aside from waking to breathe on a daily basis, poor general hygiene, low self esteem, exhibit sloth-like behavior, and generally fail at life.

Bill: "Jesus christ Dave, what the hell happened in there? There is no way we're going to close that deal after a presentation like that."

Dave: "Bill I'm sorry."

Bill: "Save it. I don't even want to look at you, you've turned into a mess recently."

Dave: "Look, I know I seehorned it big timeback there. I haven't felt like myself lately."

Bill: "Well go home and think about. Come back on Monday a new man and let's hope for the best on this deal."

Dave: "You're right. I think I'm going to go home, eat some ritz crackers smeared with toothpaste, move my belly to the side and attempt to masturbate but ultimately fail, pass out in a pool of my own waste, and hopefully get this out of my system."

Bill: "Fuck man, you're a seehorn"

by TheTruthDeptartment April 9, 2010

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seneth

“A pain stabbed my heart as it did every time I saw a girl I loved who was going the opposite direction in this too-big world.”

Seneth, you were perfect.

by N. Ortolano March 29, 2009

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Seth McFarlane

1. An atheist, gay rights, comedian who created Family Guy, American Dad, and the YouTube series: Seth McFarlane's Calvacade of Comedy.

2. A very funny comedic genius who people may not like because he is an atheist who is for gay rights, which Christians probably would look down upon.

3. A great singer, writer, and voice impersonater (if that's what you want to call it, but he makes the voices, he doesn't really impersonate...).

4. Awesome.

Bill Maher: "And I understand you are also a big champion of gay rights."
Seth McFarlane: "Yeah." (Crowd claps/cheers).
Maher: "Well your not a gay man yourself-"
McFarlane: "No, no. Don't get me wrong, I like a good ass-fuck as much as the next guy, but-" (as a joke, people).
LAWL

by AnyWayTheWindBlows July 10, 2009

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