Seaford Secondary College

The absolute fucking worst place on earth.

Stepping foot in this school grantees one of two things happening.
1. you instantly cop a shitty mullet
2. you instantly cop barcodes on the wrists and chop your dick off.

"Damn he's hot as fuck" "Jennifer, he goes to Seaford Secondary College, avoid it girl. He's either gay or eshay"

by Mrs Fraser December 12, 2021

east doncaster secondary college

school full of eshays and full of mullets, very good at sport and music, good range of activities literally the best

ben: wow thats school a legend
kids in mullet: SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
yr 12 coordinates: yh east doncaster secondary college

by derpythincow March 13, 2022

Secondary school

A school Between Primary school and high school

Grades for 2nd-8th 2nd-9th 3rd-9th 3rd-8th 4th-8th 4th-9th

So elementary school middle school and Junior high school

Look at that Secondary school

by 459395 March 15, 2022

Secondary School

A form of child abuse characterised by a government funded prisoner exchange that happens twice a day between parents and professional masochists where inmates compete in a series of pointless tasks to see who will be a bigger drain on society in later life. Past gold medalists have been: the girl who got pregnant at 15, that one guy who does way too many drugs to be alive, the dickheads in your electronics class who make it their goal to get the whole class detention and everyone who’s ever been to private school.

Nathan went to secondary school a child and came out a chav

by BritishWarlord February 3, 2022

Ang mo kio secondary school

A breeding ground for hornies and toxic tik tok girls

I am from Ang mo kio secondary school and im not proud of it

by 15inchdick February 11, 2022

Richmond Green Secondary School

A school with no culture run by a Karen, originally built for farmers to give them a practical education.

"Hey which school do you go to?"
"Richmond Green Secondary School."
"Damn that sucks."

by rgss_waste_mans April 11, 2022

John Forrest Secondary College

John Forrest secondary college, also know as jfsc, johno, a high school located in morley Western Australia, Perth. Not one of the brightest schools out there and where the school claims to be well educated . A lot of druggies and bogans that think they can fight go there. Most of the teachers suck and don’t care about their students but again who would care about these creatures. A lot of crackheads and eshays are born at this poorly educated high school. Some of the students will mob , roll you for your tns, 97’s, ect...

Everyday after school the student attending John Forrest will go to galleria a quick 5 min walk from John Forrest, Johno students will probably be in coles or woolworths stealing some gum or some lollies for their mates. Students will always be upstairs tryna find that $1 “for the bus” but really use it for a frozen coke at maccas .

You can also catch these morley rats from johno at morley bus station just tryna actually find a $1 for the bus back home to probably end up smoking some cones with the boys. But after unsuccessfully not finding the dollar, you go on the bus and say the the bus driver “oi I forgot my smart rider at home, surley let me hop on this one time” the bus driver will let them on so they don’t cause a ruckus but the transperth police will catch them and threaten them with a $100 fine.

Even though there are a lot of eshays and so on. Majority of the school has normal students.

Boy from ccc : “there is too many John Forrest secondary college kids in the maccas line, let’s go to red rooster Instead.

Student from other school: let’s not go there, their too many johno kids, I don’t want them to fax my new iPhone 13

by JFSCHG April 14, 2022