Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors

A new, extreme twist on the classic game "Rock-Paper-Scissors". You play by doing the normal "R-P-S" hand movement, and saying "rock, paper, scissors..." - except you have the option of naming one epic person, item, event...pretty much one epic anything. Whichever person has the most epic choice wins. Games may go on forever, and there are next to no limits on what a person my choose from.

If two peoples' choices are equally epic, then a rematch between the two may be played.

Example 'A' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":

Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Tommy: "AIDS!"
Angelica: "Date rape!"
Suzie: "Kanye West!"
---Suzie would technically win for the mention of Kanye West, but Angelica wins for her option "date rape"- which, yes, is horrible...but really, what beats date rape?

Example 'B' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":

Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Morgan: "Jesus Christ!"
Harrison: "Morgan Freeman!"
Sylvester: "ADRIAAAN!!!"
---In this case, Morgan and Harrison would have a rematch, and Sylvester would be disqualified.

by DizzaleTheWhale November 4, 2009

double-kangaroo scissor kick

When anyone named Special Ed get kicked in his Vag for trying to give a rusty trombone to a Kangaroo. Warning: don not attempt at home.

Special yelled "titties!!" but suddenly got the "double-kangaroo scissor kick" in his drain cleaner. It was sad.

by TITTIES!!!!!! April 4, 2009

Rock Paper Scissors

A rock band in Louisiana that is friggin awesome.

Rock Paper Scissors is freaking awesome.

by aaron culpepper May 2, 2005

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.

During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"

by thesquidge July 19, 2009

Rock Paper Scissors

A very good, local(Monroe,Louisiana), rock band. They just finished recording a cd and hopefully you will hear of them!

We want to go the coffee shop to the Rock Paper Scissors Play.

by Aaron Culpepper May 2, 2005

Sloppy Scissors

When two girls spread their legs and rub their genitals together.

OMG look at those skanks doing the sloppy scissors!

by Nico974 September 23, 2016

Scissor killing

Scissorkilling is simply two lesbians scissor the hell out of each other till both of them cum at the same time moaning loudly very loudly

real lesbians don’t just scissor they Scissor kill
Scissor killing is all time favorite lesbian sex position just don’t know how to explain it

by scissor kill master🌝 May 12, 2019