Retardable 

Capable of Retardation

People are retardable and become retarded if given excessive electro-shock therapy.

Retardable by Omar Sultan December 15, 2006

repartee 

the after party to one up the lame party you're currently attending

Girl: "I'mma see you at the repartee!"

Drunk guy with a lampshade on his head: "braaahhhh, re-par-tayy!"

repartee by OMLTSP August 17, 2010

Retard Fucker 

A person who fucks retards.

Yo, dude! You see that kid over there?! Haha, he's such a retard fucker!

Retard Fucker by Mike Hansen June 20, 2004

retard shuffle 

swaying slightly backwards and forwards while sitting down and staring straight ahead, due to extreme hopelessness or drug-induced state.

While waiting for the pregnancy test results, we both sat on the bed doing the retard shuffle.

retard shuffle by jizzellalala March 21, 2007

retard change 

When a person or vending machine gives you change from a purchase, or breaks a larger currency denomination into smaller denominations and the resulting change is unusual, inconvenient, and/or frustrating.

“I put a five in the soda machine and it gave me back 30 dimes, 7 nickels, and 55 pennies! Now I have to walk around with a fifty pound pocket of retard change!”

“I gave the pizza delivery guy a 20 and he gave me back a 5, a 2 dollar bill, a 1 with a burn hole in the middle, a peso, and a Canadian quarter. Dudes not getting a tip if he’s givin me retard change!”

retard change by romeojul November 26, 2007

retara 

a person by the name of tara who is quite retarded

Hey retara! you are so dumb!

retara by domrawks December 11, 2011

Dumb retard 

An individual who's idiocy surpasses the normal limit of retarded-ness.

Sharon: "Look at that guy Carlos, hes trying to write with the wrong side of a pen haha"
Michael: "Hahaha, what a dumb retard"

Dumb retard by CSDJamaica July 20, 2014