purerave

A social networking site where those with very little education and a history of drug use define themselves by their taste in electronic music, much like those in the outside world would affiliate themselves with a political party or religion.

Instead of using purerave to find friends, like one might do on facebook or myspace, users are primarily concerned with gossiping about other users that they typically haven't seen for a long period of time. (It can go from months to years.) This gossip is used to create drama.

The drama created through gossip on purerave functions as a major component of a typical user's day, as they very rarely have jobs or attend school.

"OMG, you have to purerave this bitch! You might not have access to her journal anymore, but today, .!KandiGurl!. wrote an entry about how you and Matt have been sleeping together behind her back and it serves you right because he has herpes. I'll copy and paste it to you if you don't have access."

by TheGrown-up October 25, 2008

puerto ric

To park one's car across several parking spaces despite the fact that you could have parked it legally within the bounds of one. 2. To park on the front lawn of one's house. 3. Generally, shoddy parking with disregard to those around you.

"Was there not enough space when you first pulled in?"

"No, there was, but I puerto ric'd it."

by Tewnit April 18, 2008

dirty puerto rican

a cup alignment in beer pong where the cups are in a two-three horizontal position.

Hey man! Move the cups into a Dirty Puerto Rican for me!

by cracklejacklemackle October 14, 2015

Puertogreekan

One of puerto rican and greek descent.

Im puertogreekan; my dad is from puerto rico and my mom is fromm greece

by eceap February 21, 2009

Puerto Rican Dozen

Buy 10 get 1 free. Very common on quarter waters, long ices and du rags. Less common but sometimes available on "defective" bicycles.

customer: I'll take 11 of these, but I'm only paying for 10.
clerk: So your making that a Puerto Rican dozen.

by Stauqmuk June 23, 2010

Puerto Rican Hammock

Shaving one's pubic area, but not the balls, gooch, or ass crack, leaving a hammock of pubic hairs where the sun don't shine. This is predominant in French women and obese people.

Bryan: So how'd that date go last night?
Kevin: Well we went back to her place, and I tried going down on her...
Bryan: Well, what happened?
Kevin: I saw her Puerto Rican hammock and ran out of her house.

by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012

Puerto Rican Manicure

When you finger your girlfriend while she is on her period, and let the menstrual blood dry.

Matt: "Jesus what is that on your hand?"
Jesus: "Ah shit! Maria is on her period, and I forgot to wash my hands this morning."
Matt: "HA! She gave you a Puerto Rican manicure! Hilarious!"

Puerto Rican Fingering Sex period Pussy

by JesusNotChrist August 25, 2014