The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

The Annexation of Puerto Rico

When you're f**king a girl(or guy) from the back, and before you bust, you pull your weiner out, letting it rest at a perfect 180° between her(or his) a** cheeks. Remembering to moan while doing so, convincing the girl(or guy) that you have already finished. Holding out for the perfect moment, when the girl(or guy) turns back towards you to ask,"wait did you just-", you fire your cream cannon, which, still being guided by the glutes, maintains the perfect trajectory to ooze her(or him) in the face.
It does not have to land in the mouth, just between the forehead and chin as well as the eyes.

"Bro, remember the girl I took home from the bar the other night?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, we were getting busy and we weren't using protection, and then she tells me not to cum inside her."
"Ah, so you had to pull out?"
"Yeah, but instead of wasting it on her lower back, I went for The Annexation of Puerto Rico."

by RJ55 February 22, 2025

Puerto Rican Polly

Getting rammed with a tropical fruit right up the kisser

My bitch wife got a Puerto Rican polly from the fluff haired bartender down at the beach

by Disgruntled Husband March 24, 2025

Puerto Montt

A city in the south of Chile that is famously know for having the ugliest statue known to man ("Los Enamorados")

Puerto Mooooooooooooooontt me aleje de ti sin saber por que? - Puerto Montt theme song, Los iracundos 1968

by Cheelams June 5, 2024

Puerto Rican Love Button

Darkened butt hole. The smooching hole. The whistling pleasure button

Brandon put his finger in her Puerto Rican Love Button.

by Bartender poet June 10, 2024

I Ambrosio Soler Estrada Was A Little Puerto Rican I

I Ambrosio Soler Estrada Was A Little Puerto Rican I

I Ambrosio Soler Estrada Was A Little Puerto Rican I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Puerto Rican flickergooning

La parpapaja puertorriqueña (t.c.c. Puerto Rican flickergooning, La parpapaja boricua) es una variación del flickergooning con raíces en Puerto Rico. Su rasgo distintivo es el uso de símbolos culturales boricuas durante la práctica. No existe un protocolo oficial, pero suele seguirse una fórmula similar. Se necesitan: un cartel de Juan Dalmau, uno de Jennifer González (ambos candidatos en las elecciones del 2024), tostones (preferiblemente de bolsa), aceite de cocina, una hoja de plátano, una estufa (cualquier tipo) y lubricante (se recomienda aceite de bebé).

Los pasos iniciales incluyen colocar la cartulina de Dalmau al frente y la de González a la derecha (90°). Se fríen los tostones por 5–10 minutos antes de comenzar. Luego, se lubrica el miembro reproductivo y se utiliza la hoja de plátano como herramienta de masturbación. El gooner se posiciona frente a Dalmau y con González a su derecha. Durante la paja, se recomienda que el aceite caliente salpique para intensificar la experiencia. La mano no dominante debe levantar el dedo medio hacia la cartulina de González como gesto simbólico. Se pueden incluir rituales adicionales. Técnicas comunes incluyen la penetración de mano de 1–2 fotogramas, la pela de 3 fotogramas o la cosquilla de cojones a 5 fotogramas. La práctica celebra el orgullo cultural boricua antes del celibato voluntario.

Mayagooner: "Rofl acabo de probar nice gooning canadiense"

Chad tainomaxxer: "Canto de chudplebeyo, prueba Puerto Rican flickergooning. Yo Puerto Rican flickergoonié al pueblo de Adjuntas por como like 5 años. Cuando terminé hice tributo de cum a Tata Charbonier. Soy superior a tí wolololol"

by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025