procrastibooking

the act of putting of important issues, such as homework, by browsing facebook.

Mary: did you get that essay done?
Jesus: no, i spent all night procrastibooking.

by procrastibooker April 2, 2011

Procrastifessional

: One that is a professional in the art of procrastinating; esspecially : One that engages in the pursuit of procrastination in a professional and succesful manner.

Justin waited until 4 hours before his mid-term was due to start working on it, but being a procrastifessional, he still managed to pull it off.

by Nels Mattson May 3, 2011

procrastashit

The act of putting something off by dropping a duece.

I should call Mia and ask her out,ah I'll wait until after I take a procrastashit."

by jonny won ton July 14, 2011

Procrastibate

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand

I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore

by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

Procrasticlean

When you use cleaning as a procrastination tool of choice.

Person 1: Hey man what are you doing?
Person 2: I'm cleaning.
Person 1: Don't you have a physics final tomorrow?
Person 2: Yeah. I don't want to study yet so I'm procrasticleaning.

by hippopophotos December 5, 2011

Procrastablunt

When you are neglecting some sort of work to instead, chief down on a blunt.

Manny - "Man I can't finish my essay I must have writers block or something"

Matt- "Fuck it man me neither, lets smoke a procrastablunt!"

Manny- "Oh hellz yea!"

by Superstrainz November 4, 2012

Procrastifficient

Performing the art of procrastination in the best possible manner, with minimal waste of effort and expense.

Properly utilized, the subject will feel oddly fulfilled and slightly drained, yet will not have accomplished anything of import.

A portmanteau of "Procrastination" and "Efficient".

I write unnecessary Urban Dictionary entries whilst simultaneously Facebooking and surfing Reddit, in order to be as procrastifficient as possible.

by omnom chomsky January 17, 2013