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Crimping a Prick

When toilet paper particles build up in your crack and they roll into cigarette-like shapes.
I've been going through rolls of toilet paper Crimping a Prick.
by Froggo boi February 2, 2024
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Jabba the Prick

Governor of Illinois, J. B. Pritzker. He is as fat if not fatter than Jabba the Hut himself and he is more slimy. Princess Leia would have welcomed Jabba’s slimy embrace after seeing this disgusting blob. They do have one thing in common and that is they both would have taken Leia’s blaster.
Governor J. B. Pritzker, aka “Jabba the Prick,” robbed millions of their 2A rights to save exactly zero lives.
by Cabee816 May 1, 2023
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Pickle Prick

A penis shaped like a pickle or a really weird asshole.
Person 1: So how did it go?
Person 2: Well, okay I guess.
Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: He's got quite the Pickle Prick..
Person 1: Aww, well there's always that one guy across the street. Maybe you'll have better luck with him.

Person 1: He keeps stalking me and making sex jokes!
Person 2: Man, what a Pickle Prick.
by uneecorncupcakebites April 15, 2015
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Prick Proof

Prick Proof:

Something so simple in either design or concept, that even a useless idiot could use or make sense of it.
A Zippo Lighter is so easy to use, it's Prick Proof!
by Brainbox101 June 27, 2009
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prick wagon

Kind of like a dick wagon. Instead of a wagon full of dicks, tis a wagon full of pricks. Otherwise known as a Pierre or a Leeham. If you are called a prick wagon, you should just cry for the rest of your life.
That guy is such a prick wagon

Don't be a wet blanket, you prick wagon.
by The crow who knocks May 18, 2014
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Prick Pic

Picture of you getting the Jab. The most posted pic of our time.
by Sam Poochutie September 15, 2021
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Prick

Originating from England a prick is a person who is not necessary wrong but is never nice about being right.
by Dog cunt June 15, 2020
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