Walmart Pretty

A woman in the real world that is ugly, but due to Walmart's overwhelming population of ugly people this same woman is considered desirable.

She's a skank, but at least here at Walmart, she's Walmart pretty.

by Thereallildaddy March 29, 2018

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pretty mike

A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.

Look at how pretty Mike dances.

by BB _Wolf May 06, 2020

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porn pretty

A descriptive of a woman who is not really all that attractive, but good enough to get the the job done.

Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!

Jealous Jessica: What's with that skank with the booty shorts?!? She's not that pretty!

Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!

by The Man With A Third Leg September 12, 2017

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Heavy on the pretty

Someone is really, really pretty or beautiful just like all the time

“Yea, Jordyn is heavy on the pretty frfr”

by Crack.baby March 08, 2021

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Pretty Fire

A compliment to most and slander to few.

For when your product is better than pretty good, but it is not quite “most fire”.
In fact, a Rastafarian wouldn’t even qualify as “more fire.” But “pretty fire” is a compliment you will have to accept until you step up your game.

“That jar is pretty fire.”

by Wavez December 15, 2020

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