1 man 1 hydraulic press

It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move

2. he got crushed

me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.

by MousePadKing September 23, 2018

double knee chin press

performing oral sex on two knees and no hands

dude ii can't talk right know my girl is doin the double knee chin press on me.

by lowlife_ryder January 11, 2004

Iely Pussy Pressing Method Glitch

Something a Raffy would say while on vacation

Person 1: Yo Raffy those shordies over there look bad asf. Go rizz bro!
Raffy: What the Iely Pussy Pressing Method Glitch!

by Ddoxx2483 December 14, 2022

Whiffing a Peppys pressed ham

Snorting adderall off of someone ass.

Just got caught whiffing a peppys pressed ham.

by Shneebles November 15, 2017

stay pressed wallet 😌💅🏼

Not necessarily a word, but must be talked about.
A “comeback“ used by teenage feminists on TikTok for replying to “pressed” boys.

Boy: “Gay people don’t understand that not all straight people are homophobic.”
Emily: “stay pressed wallet 😌💅🏼“

by TheTikTokExplainer August 08, 2020

Hey, I don't have to press 2.

Response to anyone who asks you, "You know what I mean?" referring to phone responses that tell you to press 1 for english.

Hey, I don't have to press 2.

by pavedave October 03, 2010

naked press ups over a man hole

used to define sex with a lady who is so loose that the act of sex resembles doing naked press ups over an open man hole

the sex with that wan was like doin naked press ups over a man hole!!!!

by agrosteve March 06, 2011