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Porch platypus

A platypus that lives on your porch.
Dam you have a Porch platypus that's cool
by anonymous November 29, 2025
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Porch Pillow(s)

A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.
(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!
by YOUxMUFFEDxUP September 2, 2021
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Porch

Verb: To attack someone on their own property.
If that guy keeps bugging his neighbors, a bunch of people are going to porch him one of these days.
by relesabe June 29, 2021
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The Porch couch

The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.
Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.
by Glenn Roberts March 21, 2022
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Blinking porch light

Blinking house, blinking front door, blinking back door, blinking lights.

On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello 👋 a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.

On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology

3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.

3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!

3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP

4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.

4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.

All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
Blinking porch light

Blinking light rules for back door or porch light communication
by Coconut363 September 29, 2023
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Porch Eater

A wild gorilla on the porch with a stacked bucket of KFC and Hennessy and lots of unwrapped blunts and drug balloons in his mouth while he’s using the NiggerBuck on the ice cream man
Hey that porch eater is going to blow my porch up
by NiggaBuck93 July 31, 2023
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playing on the porch

A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.
Jon: Yo Ben, you smash this weekend?
Ben: Nah me n’ my girl were just playing on the porch instead
by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018
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