rusty poon

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.

Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

Poon Thirsty

A man (or female that is into girls) that is on a constant quest for women and specifically tapping poon.

Tiger Woods was rather poon thirsty.

by the real joseph dirte May 11, 2010

Poon Ticket

Used almost exclusively by men. When a girl sends you a text message that confirms either directly or indirectly that you will get some from her, that message is known as a "Poon Ticket".

Guy 1: *phone goes off, indicating a text message* Dude! I'm getting some tonight!
Guy 2: Show me that text! *steals phone* Oh, damn, show me that Poon Ticket!
Guy 1: ULTISNECIOUS

by Oingo Boingo June 20, 2007

Prune Poon

Old lady pussy.

If you like eating that prune poon just hit happy hour at the bar next to the geriatric center. You are sure to score.

by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2017

poon biscuit

An adoring word for a significant others vagina. Must be used in privacy between a man and his woman. Poon biscuit must never be used in anger or to hurt the feelings of another.

Hey, Babe! When your done with the dishes will you bring me some strawberry jam and that tasty poon biscuit of yours?

by Brantman February 7, 2018

pre-poon

pre-poon is used to describe a girl who is not yet appealing, or of a legal age, but whose potential to be so can be clearly seen by all

joes sister is definite pre-poon

by fatpacket October 27, 2008

poon flute

A very wide and gaping vagina in which you can blow air across, producing a flute-esque tone.

"You see dat ho Charles?"

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Dat bitch got a poon flute!"

by Dr. Poon January 17, 2009