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Physician

A person who is miserable, overworked, and regrets every decision made after high school. Physicians are highly irritable, with frequent flashes of white hot rage. This is an outward symbol of their severe depression. Physicians often contemplate suicide, but usually due to family obligations they choose to remain a prisoner of the world they created. Physicians used to be happy people. Today they are miserable, just shells of the men and women of yesteryear.
"Dad, I was at Jimmy's house and his dad came in and smashed the PlayStation to smithereens. His teeth were showing and he was screaming curse words."

"It's ok son, Jimmy's dad is a physician. That's how they express themselves."
by Lightning_Bone_Setter January 6, 2019
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physicaL

The gangbangTeam is back, better than evah!
When they are really into it, they scream: Oh holy mighty cock in the bajjah.

And the holy cock kills instantly all enmies.
We are so fisiga!
by The physicaL crew July 27, 2003
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Physical Challenge

The act of ditching your friends in a bar line to run to a dive bar for shots and making it back in time to get into the real bar. Usually done by two people when one yells "physical challenge" leaving the others mystified
Michelle: wow this line sucks!
Laura: PHYSICAL CHALLENGE
*Run to uncool bar, like the lava lounge*
Michelle: Two Flaming shots of everclear please!
*Run back to cool bar*
Laura: phew! We completed the physical challenge in time to make it into Wandos.
by LichelleGhander May 10, 2011
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physics mathsive

Small posse including Richard Jones, Suphia and Carly. Under false pretenses that physics and maths are the world, been hypnotised by some batty boy called mullins
Oi marc, the physics mathsive are in room 14
by Chris McD December 2, 2004
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Physical Education

-noun
1. A fun class where you just have to participate, not win. Where you can have fun if you choose, or not if that's what you want.
2. A class that exerts yourself to your limit. Hated by some, loved by people who like to be athletic (like me).
3. Where you learn about physical stuff (eg, your body)
Physical Education was a blast today. We did 20 laps, left those uninterested people in the dust and then played soccer all while doing dodgeball.
by reSpartan October 19, 2010
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Post Physique

The ultimate peasant argument and the internet equivalent of "you wanna arm wrestle, bro?" Used often as a cop-out when someone has been backed into a corner and has no retort. A last-ditch desperate attempt to try and assert dominance.
"That guy caved and resorted to Post Physique once he was called out, and didn't know how to act."
by canonsforarms March 2, 2021
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Physician Anesthesiologist

An overpaid medical personnel trained in the art of solitaire, day trading, and autographing CRNA anesthesia plans. They specialize in job creation such as the anesthesiologist assistant, a position that provides them endless job security.

They proudly promote the mystic math of their members only club and substitute reality for their own.
Next time you are on your way to surgery, wave at the physician anesthesiologist in his office as the CRNA begins to administer the anesthesia.
by GeoChris March 14, 2019
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