Penis

Yummy.

Your penis is quite delicious.

by _ashleyyz October 17, 2008

Penis

Man's best friend.

"The difference between a dog and a penis is that smaller dogs make more groans and big penisu's incite more groans.

by Lifesgambit February 8, 2017

Not Penis

The greatest weapon known to Dream SMP kind. The crossbow that not even Tommy could Escape. The weapon that only technoblade could take on. Not Penis!

Tommy: “Oh shit it’s big D”
Tubbo: “And he has Not Penis”

by SpoiledMars October 27, 2020

peni

When a woman's pants are too baggy in the crotch, causing a slight penis effect.

"Her pants were so baggy in the crotch, she had a stage 3 peni."

by Saly Cinamon September 30, 2011

Penis

what kind of a moron needs the definition of "penis?"

you gotta be fucking kidding me. looking up "penis" in the urban dictionary? get the hell out before i turn off the internet.

by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 3, 2010

Peni

The plural of and from the term of penis meaning: more than one penis.

"look at those peni"

by anon November 1, 2004

peni

A brutal south california white power gang. PEN1 or PENI is an abbreviation of 'Public Enemy Number One'.

The recent rise in meth trafficking is credited to Peni

by merkinbjerkin May 16, 2007