No fines, summonses, or restraining orders

What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.

Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

Ordering a diet Coke

When someone, sometimes a big eater, orders a lot of junk food, but orders something healthy for the first or last food item.

I saw a dude that was ordering a diet Coke

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can I get uhhhhhhh number 4 with extra large fries? can I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh also get a large sprite? for the sauces can i get 3 ketchups, 2 ranches and big mac sauce, with some extra big mac sauce, and some more big mac sauce, and a little more big mac sauce? thanks

“mcdonald order”
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by TheEndDragon December 19, 2023

order the fried pickles

A code phrase used by the organization “Predator Poachers Southeast Texas”. It is said to signal to the crew that enough evidence has been gathered against the predator and the police should be called promptly.

Can you go to that Walmart across the street and order the fried pickles?

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new motorcycle order aka “NMO”

Originally started in 1998 at ProSource motorsports in yorkville Illinois. It consisted of all of the fastest motocross racers in the surrounding Chicagoland area. Anybody who was anybody wore the NMO flag. Its creator, Big daddy Baird passed away in 2021.
In 2023 the NMO flag was resurrected, and is now standing tall back in Yorkville Illinois.
Its new home GP Cyclesports has become the new home for all Motocross,Supercross Enduro, Hare scramble racers to call home.

GP Cycle Sport is home to all of the fastest racers in the Chicagoland area.

We’re part of the new motorcycle order aka “NMO”

by Moto man January 4, 2024

The Rizztraining Order

This refers to a person whose attempts at rizzing (flirting) are not successful to the point where they may face a temporary setback in their romantic pursuits, ranging from a few years to several decades.

Wes: Frank's rizz attempt was horrible!
Ethan: He might get The Rizztraining Order

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