To have your significant other, the love of your life cheat on you while you're out of town on work to such a degree that a general test for VD and HIV is in order.
1: Wow, Bryce totally got Blind Sided.
2: And one would think with that case of warts that someone forgot his jimmy hat.
2: And one would think with that case of warts that someone forgot his jimmy hat.
by PDiggy March 18, 2010
by beach September 25, 2003
If a man is married with a family, and has a child with another woman while still married. The bastard child is the the "side kid".
Autumn Jackson would be Bill Cosby's "side kid".
by Matt, Jeff, Chad September 22, 2007
by barry July 22, 2003
A mental or visual masturbatory aid; someone who you look at (a picture of) or think about when you masturbate. From the Japanese term okazu, which originally referred to a side dish that is eaten with one's rice, but acquired a second, sexual meaning (not unlike bukkake).
1) Hikari isn't innocent! She uses Toji as a side dish every night -- and sometimes during the day!
2) Mmm! That guy is the best side dish I've never tasted!
2) Mmm! That guy is the best side dish I've never tasted!
by Reichu June 05, 2005
the dark side is the opposite of the light side where all the evil forces come together make evil plans while having deeelicious cookies
person 1: hey whats up?
person 2: i went to the dark side to get some deelicious cookies and plan evil things on you
person 2: i went to the dark side to get some deelicious cookies and plan evil things on you
by lovealex710 July 11, 2008
sunny-side up, as in eggs
by R4V4G3D_SKU11S September 29, 2011