A very fat, puffy vagina with unusually large outer lips.
Also, a sexual act when a man takes a dump on a woman's gential region (specifically her vagina).
Also, a sexual act when a man takes a dump on a woman's gential region (specifically her vagina).
Man, that ho at the club last night had a major kitty loaf! I could see it through her pants!
She creamed herself when I gave her a kitty loaf!
She creamed herself when I gave her a kitty loaf!
by Big Mama Stank March 14, 2008
This is a sixties saying denoting sexual inactivity. High school boys would often say before summer break "don't let your meat loaf this summer!"
by I, Wreckerrr November 05, 2020
The results of your esophagus after getting face-banged by a group of wild yeti's in the dense woods of Colorado and or Houston.
Damn that snowboarding trip was fun, too bad Bob caught a bad case of the Meat Loaf Throat.
Did you see LeMaire after those Yeti's straight Meat loaf throated him? Scarred for life.
Look at that red lip stick.. thats a professional meat loaf throat yeti champion!
Did you see LeMaire after those Yeti's straight Meat loaf throated him? Scarred for life.
Look at that red lip stick.. thats a professional meat loaf throat yeti champion!
by DanimalTX June 02, 2011
The act of taking a shit in winter in a less than reputable establishment that either doesn't pay the heat bill, or is too fucking cheap to turn it up, in turn, making the porcelain of the toilet so cold that when you shit, it resembles the appearance of a hot loaf of bread being removed from the oven as steam permeates through the bathroom.
"Man, you would have thought that bathroom came with a free bakers hat after pinching that steaming hot loaf in there."
"Yeah, you would pinch a hot loaf in a shithole bar like that."
"Yeah, you would pinch a hot loaf in a shithole bar like that."
by lulem400 January 12, 2010
by H.P. Loaves December 26, 2016
Anything that spoils the enjoyment of a good shit. eg. the doorbell or telephone ringing, a realization that there's no toilet paper or a policeman approaching the shop doorway.
I was relaxing on the toilet the other day when I had a Mid-loaf crisis. I discovered that the sport section was missing out of my morning paper.
by vizman June 11, 2009
by Sal of the dump May 02, 2014