French Lawn

Another term in "Hollywood" in the world hair removal - full removal of hair by waxing, of the pubic and rectal area.
A: Just had a French Lawn
B: Ouch!
by Slobert July 19, 2013
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Lawn Whore

A married female that is so terribly unhappy with her home life so she spends a fucking crazy amount of time in the garden fingering herself through a hole in her pocket.
"Look at out there at you Lawn Whore of a mum. I'll shove her."
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Mexican lawn mower

Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman
I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you
by We love human shit September 05, 2023
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Lawn Wax

1: A spray bottle used to smooth out an area of grass.
2: A state of confusion/panic due to an unknown context or unplanned event.
I kept losing my things due to the Lawn Wax that was this "road trip".
by Minty_Mechanic April 09, 2022
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Lawn doctor

A lawn doctor is a smoothy made from fresh raw grass clippings, iceberg lettuce, mushrooms, black pepper and orange juice.

Honey goes well.. so does Gin, it tastes OK an gives most people wind.
I've just gone to the shop and the park an gona make myself a lawn doctor.
by Rilighan May 14, 2020
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Blood Lawn

when all equity and fixed income markets are in the reds (or down on the day)
We're seeing a blood lawn today
by Connor rim December 19, 2018
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lawn deity

An exceptionally good DDR player that behaves like a complete asshole (See: DDRsole) but then redeems him/herself in some meaningful way.

Lawn deification is awarded by the Supreme Overlord of all Lawn Deities. This is a rare honor accorded, since most exceptionally good DDR players have their heads permanently lodged up their rectums.
Zack.
Duy.
JSB.

"If that DDRsole doesn't quit bragging about his AAA's, he'll never achieve lawn deity greatness."
by Rebecca Day April 06, 2004
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