Nappy Bum

Nappy Bum - is when a female is wearing leggings that don't fit and are too big, instead of being tight & fitted.

This gives the illusion that the female is wearing a nappy especially on the Bum area because the leggings are sagging.
She looks fineee..... yeah but she's got Nappy Bum, so forget that....
by SAMSKETCHSACH January 22, 2017
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bum kid

Undergrown kid who doesn't take showers regularly. Characteristics include: looking like a fucking bum that's a kid.
Potter, you're a fucking bum kid. Go take a shower and make sure to use soap this time.
by shadyk May 01, 2003
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bum dial

When your mobile phones someone while it's in your pocket.
I got a missed call from you but think you bum dialled me cause all I could hear at the other end was rustling
by Difaroo February 25, 2014
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voluntary bum

young people, early twenties, fresh out of college, who choose willingly not to seek employment and will often live at the parental residence for a period of time ranging from 6 months to a year.

The voluntary bum partakes in virtually no social activity, ignoring calls from friends and/or extended family, dismissing invitations to social events, etc. The voluntary bums involve themselves in the simpler joys, such as, sleeping, eating, reading the books they never had the time to read, watching the movies they couldn't go to, etc. On the surface, the voluntary bum seems to act exactly like your average bum.

However, unlike regular bums, The voluntary bums are merely resting from the bullshit they had to endure while in the educational system. i.e. pretty much their whole life until now.

While seemingly lounging about with no goal in life, the voluntary bum is actually slowly mustering a plan of action, which once he/she has fully figured out, will be used to go forth in adult life, serene.
A: hey man have you seen D around? he's been MIA for the past couple months.
B: Oh yeah, I heard he had become a voluntary bum. He'll probably come out of his retreat in a few months.
C: darn, D is a cool frood with a plan. I wish I had voluntarily bummed after college.
by uselessponko November 04, 2007
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bum grenade

Poooooooooooooooooo someone has dropped a bum grenade!! That stinks!
by ledge67 July 23, 2012
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Bum Troubler

Noun.

1. A homosexual male.

2. A heterosexual male with a distinctive penchant for anal sex with ladyfolk.

3. A doctor who specializes in anal and bowel conditions and is thus required to frequently rummage around in the rectal cavity of his patients.
"There's this new guy at work who won't stop telling me about all his sexual exploits, in the sickest, most graphic detail imaginable. He's a right Bum Troubler too."

alt:

"Man, I haven't shit in 2 weeks. I'm so worried about it that I've booked in to see the Bum Troubler tomorrow."
by Splott-light June 22, 2009
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Tits in the Bum

The art of placing a womans tit/boob/breast into a mans anus. This is a fairly difficult task often needing a regular sized breast that can be easily manouvered to enter the butt hole of the man. It is entirely the mans decision what is done with the breast once insersion is complete
"my girlfriends gives the best tits in the bum"
"ah god my b hole still hurts after i got my tits in the bum"

"Brian: wow look at the cans on her!
John: They are lovely, but far to big for my bum
Brian: i would be able to cop that tit"
by Glenn Derr December 20, 2011
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