lawn pizza

Spew...vomit...chunder

Fuck check out the lawn pizza that sick cunt left in the back yard

by Vandy80 February 19, 2021

Blood Lawn

when all equity and fixed income markets are in the reds (or down on the day)

We're seeing a blood lawn today

by Connor rim December 19, 2018

lawn licker

Similar to a carpet muncher; A woman who enjoys giving oral sex to another woman

“Omg, I heard Jenny was a lawn licker”
“No way! Doesn’t she have a boyfriend?”

by Pxince October 15, 2023

Squid lawn mower

When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game

Her: wow! That squid lawn mower surgery he got was awesome!

by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025

mow my lawn

every mexican has heard this

I need some beaners to mow my lawn

by NOGREENCARD? October 10, 2023

Lawn Noob

someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.

Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf

by fakeandfake April 16, 2011

Lawn job

When some trim a man pubic hair and then proceeds to blow them.

Dude I’m going to my buddy’s house to give him a lawn job.

by Spacecadet May 17, 2019