Bags and Lines

Eyebags and wrinkles

Ever since i hit 30, my bags and lines became really obvious!

by Butterjem June 7, 2017

Punch Lining

The act of repeating the funniest part of a joke or movie quote to your friends after they have all laughed at it, causing more laughter among the group.

Jeff: "dude that joke Chad told was hilarious."
Greg: "oh yea we were punch lining that one all night, it never gets old."

by Parkersaur December 10, 2011

line beer

A pour from a tap that hasn't been used for a period of time that makes it tastes flat and generally unpleasant.

Hey pal, this tastes off. Let it flow a bit. I'm not here for a line beer.

by Colombish April 20, 2018

flat-line

When you take a fat L, and your body momentarily dies because of the pain.

"stay with us bro, don't flat-line"

by lowkeyimblack June 12, 2018

Pant line

When a girl sends you nudes and since you have no abs and a small dick you send a picture of your pants collection

Girl 1: “omg I got sent a pant line it was so sexy”

Girl 2: “wow, by who”
Girl 1: “Theo Rowland Chips

by Pant line123 January 7, 2020

Subject Lined

The act of sending an email with a highly inappropriate subject line to a friend as a prank. Typically this is done in jest in hopes of causing mild to moderate panic for the recipient at his or her workplace. When composed correctly, the email-- which is always sent to the recipient's work email address --should contain key words or phrases that would alert the IT department to the inappropriate subject matter. Topics may include, but are not limited to:

-Sex with Hookers or co-workers (preferably at work)
-The recipient's full-on addiction to cocaine
-A response to a prior email about the bosses micro penis
-Anything related to a Chris Hanson/Dateline NBC investigation on his/her usage of internet chat rooms

Dude 1: "I cannot believe Bryan got fired yesterday!"

Dude 2: "Seriously?! You 'Subject Lined' him with the "RE: Your Rubbermaid Chin Dildo order is confirmed" ...How did you see that one playing out?"

Dude 1: "...People who work at churches really need to lighten up."

by Mopper February 24, 2011

Pocket Line

At the end of the night when you're forced to empty your pockets of drug reminents to line up. Regardless of lint to drug ratio.

Hey bro, pocket line me up.

by Mike Benderino July 23, 2017