your momma

yo mama

”Your momma so fat, she's a continent"

by Bensmart101 October 29, 2021

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chip momma

someone who likes chip munks and is the momma to your girlfriend.

i love you chip momma - jay-z.

by hgjfsdsdjgfsdj April 9, 2010

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Yo Momma

a muscular manly, tomboyish girl who loves/or is in multiple sports. has many boy friends more than girls and has lebian tendencies.

Yo! You see that girl in sweats right thur? She a yo momma!

by miwizizpimp October 29, 2007

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ya momma

ur mom is literally a hoe

Carl: who is the biggest cunty whore in this town?”

Todd: Ya momma

by yamomzahoe March 15, 2024

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Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.

I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

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BIG MOMMA

an insanely large and overweight mammoth of a mammal, also goes by “Kiera Duncan” . resembles a pig and goes for curly headed fuckers and leaves her mark on their neck. will eat anything given to her. big fatty patty. mug. ginger hair and piercing blue eyes.

“WOAH who’s that fat bitch”
“that’s big momma alright”
“the…big momma?”
“yeah! Kiera Duncan”

by BOGGGG September 15, 2021

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