The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!
by vernon dutton January 21, 2004
Get the wide mouth mayonnaise jarmug. One of the most legendary shock videos on the internet. Probably don't watch it.
It starts with a naked guy walking up to a jar naked. He then sits on the jar and it goes up his ass. But then something goes wrong. It cracks. It cracks some more. Then it shatters. Blood starts pouring out of his ass. Buy this man does not make a single sound. And apparently he went to work an hour later.
It starts with a naked guy walking up to a jar naked. He then sits on the jar and it goes up his ass. But then something goes wrong. It cracks. It cracks some more. Then it shatters. Blood starts pouring out of his ass. Buy this man does not make a single sound. And apparently he went to work an hour later.
by Ultamik3y and his Honda Civic September 1, 2021
Get the 1 man 1 jarmug. by johnmarstondidntdeservethis April 13, 2017
Get the one guy one jarmug. by duderuthless February 28, 2020
Get the Rainbow dash cum jarmug. The sickest crap of a video on the internet, it is basically the toned down version of the pain Olympics video of a guy that scrapes his penis off with a carrot grater. It is evidently similar to two girls one cup, only with one guy and he doesn't crap in the cup.
"Bro I saw one man one jar!" Other guy: "No way! You know the part where he sits on the whole thing and it breaks and he pulls the shards out of his bleeding anus?"
by well it really depends... September 18, 2013
Get the one man one jarmug. by Ellgrace June 23, 2020
Get the Putting dimes in the dollar jarmug. by brianjune November 9, 2019
Get the Jar-eth the goblin kingmug.