brandon baby

A major mac daddy, and spits major game. if you want to learn how to steal girls hearts then just be a brandon baby.

wow, that guy is such a brandon baby.
you make me melt like a brandon baby.

by catieee January 6, 2008

baby donkey

A larger than average penis

What happened with you and Browns mother last night?

We had a couple of drinks and then I hit her with the baby donkey

by Nik da dik February 26, 2018

baby wiping

The act of licking your partners butthole after they had just taken a shit.

Mark was about to get in the shower when his partner gave him a good baby wiping instead.

by Oreogobbler January 15, 2018

baby chode

also pronounced (Baybay choad),
a tiny pp, cock, penis thats very unsatisfying usually about the size of a spider leg

chris
"why didnt you fuck her"

Justin zuk
"because she said she didnt like my baby chode"

by babyzuk April 1, 2009

baby ball's

Someone who acts like they got baby balls or is scared to do something

Dude stop being a baby ball's nigga and just do it

by willyblunt June 7, 2009

yer baby

"Yer baby" is a hilariously bad MS Paint drawing by Ringo Starr (The Beatles). It features a man sticking out his tongue saying "yer baby." It can be seen on Ringo Starr's art website.

I'm using yer baby as my phone background now, I love it so much.

by queephlosion August 17, 2017

Baby Blunt

An unneccessarily small blunt. Its made when a person empties the tobacco from the cigar to replace with weed but doesnt have nearly enough weed to refill the cigar before rerolling. Its basically a joint.

Rodney: Hey only a couple of heads can smoke from this blunt I brought.

Me mocking his stingy ass: "Hey im Rodney! I dont smoke BIG boy blunts, I only smoke itty-bitty BABY Blunts"!

by zarreff December 11, 2011