by satisfaction_jackson June 16, 2016
A penis of a variety that one would only be mentally and physically prepared to receive once a year, to allow for the appropriate amount of mental and physical recuperation. Vacation dicks tend to be of a different colour and greater size to those that one is used to in domestic living.
Courtney: Omg, i got the best vacation dick when i went to Magaluf; i'm still trying to get my cunt back to its normal size and Daryl's white wonder just isn't doing it for me at the moment. Would not do that again for a while, maybe a year or two.
by AForSparta May 28, 2016
by Austin_Ert June 17, 2016
A vacation dick is attractive and very big. Porn star quality that many women say they want, but in reality it is too big for daily prolonged sex. Although it looks great and can feel great if everything is done right, it requires too much extra lubrication and caution for a daily lover. Every woman wants to have experienced a vacation cock at some point in their life, but if she is being honest it's just too big to enjoy daily.
The reason she is smiling today is that she finally found her vacation dick last night. She is walking a little different today.
by MrMagnum66 June 05, 2016
A penis larger than the boyfriend dick but unlike the b.d., too big to take on a daily basis. Only for relaxation and occasions.
Wow Marie, thank you for telling me about that vacation dick. It sure did the trick. I don't just feel relaxed, that vacation dick rejuvenated me and left me ready for the work week.
by urmompuntocom June 15, 2016
by Yort0110 August 23, 2016
"Yo I went to the Bahamas last week and met the nicest guy. I took that vacation dick hard. I couldn't do it everyday though!"
by Fuxkknows June 17, 2016